Sun dude...All I ask is for a good day and concentration.
Tuesday, July 15, 2008
Good Morning
Sun dude...All I ask is for a good day and concentration.
Sunday, July 13, 2008
Have you ever felt like this?
Have you ever felt like this?
You find yourself standing on some corner of your house... wondering why did you come here... and say to yourself... I am here anyway... lets eat something (if it is a kitchen.)
Screaming and searching... "Where is my pen?"; while holding it in the other hand.
Used all your might to lift a big box only to find it is lighter than air...
While climbing down a flight of steps in dark... expecting the last one... which is never there :-)... you make a lunge to get off something on which you were never on. I am sure all you there will agree with me on this!
The other way round... climing up the stairs in some mall... looking here and there... only to climb one extra... which is not there... and you appear to be stoopid... and you make that empty action a couple of times as if it is normal with you.
Last but not the least...Searching for your phone while talking on it... hmm... even I dont know why I was searching for it. May be to see the time because I don't wear a watch. God knows.
Just checking guys... because I freakin do these things... I have been absent minded since I was a kid. "Bhoolakad" so called. Mixing ginger with garlic is the classic example. Mom will ask to get garlic... I ll get ginger.. ask ginger... I'll get garlic. Ask besan.. I'll get maida... ask maida... I'll get besan. I always went twice whenever asked to get something. This ain't nothing. I used to go on my cycle to the shop and come back walking. Ha ha... let me giggle on myself for that. That was the height. I dont know how many umbrellas I have donated to the autorickshaw walas. I used to freaking forget I have one.. and roam about getting drenched. Parents were surprised, asking me how did I manage to clear my exams, even I dont know how. It is still a mystery :P.
Let me mention about one of my friends. He does not remember anything, but if you want to remind him something, you have to relate that with food. He loves food. Suppose you wanna remind him of the chick that we saw in the market last week. He will not remember. You have to ask him saying... "Hey do you remember that chick... we saw... last week?" He'll say no... then you have to put it like this..."Arre yaar... at the same place where you had that amazing butter chicken". Then he'll remember...sayin "oo ho hooo yes yes... I remember". There you go!
Can't afford to be careless away from home. I use numbers to help me. I keep a count of stuff I carry. Before leaving home.. count 5!.. before leaving the table in a hotel... count 5!... before leaving the loo.. count 5!... and the formula works for me :P.
Don't worry folks. This sardar is not gonna die because of forgetting to breathe... he he.
You find yourself standing on some corner of your house... wondering why did you come here... and say to yourself... I am here anyway... lets eat something (if it is a kitchen.)
Screaming and searching... "Where is my pen?"; while holding it in the other hand.
Used all your might to lift a big box only to find it is lighter than air...
While climbing down a flight of steps in dark... expecting the last one... which is never there :-)... you make a lunge to get off something on which you were never on. I am sure all you there will agree with me on this!
The other way round... climing up the stairs in some mall... looking here and there... only to climb one extra... which is not there... and you appear to be stoopid... and you make that empty action a couple of times as if it is normal with you.
Last but not the least...Searching for your phone while talking on it... hmm... even I dont know why I was searching for it. May be to see the time because I don't wear a watch. God knows.
Just checking guys... because I freakin do these things... I have been absent minded since I was a kid. "Bhoolakad" so called. Mixing ginger with garlic is the classic example. Mom will ask to get garlic... I ll get ginger.. ask ginger... I'll get garlic. Ask besan.. I'll get maida... ask maida... I'll get besan. I always went twice whenever asked to get something. This ain't nothing. I used to go on my cycle to the shop and come back walking. Ha ha... let me giggle on myself for that. That was the height. I dont know how many umbrellas I have donated to the autorickshaw walas. I used to freaking forget I have one.. and roam about getting drenched. Parents were surprised, asking me how did I manage to clear my exams, even I dont know how. It is still a mystery :P.
Let me mention about one of my friends. He does not remember anything, but if you want to remind him something, you have to relate that with food. He loves food. Suppose you wanna remind him of the chick that we saw in the market last week. He will not remember. You have to ask him saying... "Hey do you remember that chick... we saw... last week?" He'll say no... then you have to put it like this..."Arre yaar... at the same place where you had that amazing butter chicken". Then he'll remember...sayin "oo ho hooo yes yes... I remember". There you go!
Can't afford to be careless away from home. I use numbers to help me. I keep a count of stuff I carry. Before leaving home.. count 5!.. before leaving the table in a hotel... count 5!... before leaving the loo.. count 5!... and the formula works for me :P.
Don't worry folks. This sardar is not gonna die because of forgetting to breathe... he he.
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