Rebello...

Same shit different day, and it was Thursday. Mrs. Osbourne (yea may be Ozzy's Mom, she is as scary as him) drops in an Email, "You have a parcel". I knew, It was none other than my Rebello :-). In a flash, got the goody to my desk. Went runnin' around desks, got a pair of scissors and set it loose.
She is black, She is sexy, there you go, she is Manny's new WIFE (Wonderful Instrument For Entertainment :P), my Canon Rebel DSLR cam. In eagerness to turn it on, I get online to find my beetch Mysore... my inspiration...and he guides me how to get the cam ready to click
(Colleagues: Mohsin, Balaji (my Client, a veteran) and Rajesh)

Mohsin: (In his Hyderabadi accent) Kya ree tu, kitne ka leeya be yeh?

I: (I say some price)

Mohsin: (Fishes his mobile out and looking at it) Kaisi baatan kar rah... mera yeh mobile ka kamera dekh ree tuu.. free ka hai baba... masttah photu kheechta ... Chal pose de... ek kheechta teri!

I: Chal ree...

Then I send an IM to Balaji sayin' the cam is here. Balaji comes runnin'. He is a typical old school photographer, still uses a film SLR cam. Always up with his tips for me.

Balaji: Wow man! Welcome to the SLR club. Lemme bless your cam. (Takes the cam in his hand, makes a few clicks and says). First thing, get a UV filter!

Rajesh (With his usual face devoid of expressios, no matter wht happens): It is like..
Example.
(Balaji: Rajesh! The production Intelligence Server has crashed!!!

Rajesh: Oh is it.. Okay... I ll see... excuse me .. I am talkin to my wife..

Balaji: Production server is down!!! (Shrugging his shoulders, he turns to me). Look at this guy man... users are up my ass and he is after his wive's :P

Mohsin: Relax balaji, abhi bas 2 mahine hue hai potti ke saath shadi banaye hue.)

Rajesh: Manny, can I take ur new cam to my DC trip.

I: Yea sure, and leave your wife with me!

Rajesh: Hmmmmmm (No expressions again!)

He did not ask after that.

Whole day, keepin' the cam beside me, savouring every sight of it and finally it was time to go home. Now.. the packing was ripped... and I did not have a cam bag. Now what to do? Hmm... It was time to sacrifce the skull cap for my cam; did not care about cold. Slid it in that cap and brought it home.
Whole night long we made love, me reading her favourite book and clickin all her controls. it was not long before I figured 'em out. Soon she was moaning in my hands, making those sweet sounds that get things in focus :-).
That very weekend I set myself out on a photo shoot to the Great Smoky Mountains and this is what I captured: http://www.flickr.com/photos/redninam_eye/sets
My first baby :P.