If you dont to that... you Die!

My 2 cents in this space... my space... my 2 cents. Public toilets in US are a nuisance. It is just like person very formally dressed, but wearing half pants. Yeah, any toilet here is uncovered from the bottom and the worst thing is they clutter 8 - 10 of them in a small place. Take for example my office. A typical situation in the morning at about 10 am. The most dangerous time to enter that place.

Enter that place and you hear a cacophony of farts, like a competition, one trying to blow his(I go to the menz room folks! :P) ass louder than the other. Then comes the bleak noise, there you go... that guy had a rough night :-) or he is fat and poor fart is trying his best to make its way through. Dont these guys feel embarassed when they come out of the pot seat and look at each other's faces? Insted they greet each other... well.. Good Morning!

When I was new to this place, doing it in such places was the most uncomfortable thing for me, now... thats my thinking chair :P. Its amazin how lookin at the shoes from those open bottoms, you can guess who the person is in there. I've spotted my manager's shoes many times :P. You can even spot personalities by looking at the way people keep their feet. Easy going ones, throw their pants right at the ankles and legs kept comfortable apart... having a nice time. Ones with toes turned towards each other... well... he's got constipation or may be he the Wasabi sauce at sushi is giving its real taste now... he he.

When I go to do, I look for a quick sneak onto my seat so that no body notices. Well, then I can make any noises I want and no one knows who is in there. Have to make sure that the line is clear even when i sneak out. Thats what I call a clean shit. he he. Forget it, even I have become shameless now. I fart out loud in toilets and when people ask. I say... "What the hell... If you dont do that... you Die!"

O comeon guys, I'm not the only one nasty. We all do it and I accept it (only in the menz room but :D)!